During my absence, I discovered these two Elves, Titi Ramone & Maya Romero, engaging in some mischief in my chair, prompting me to recognize the need for some disciplinary action!

I was pleased when they demonstrated an eagerness to go to any length to seek my forgiveness. Looking up and me and swallowing my sweet Christmas dicks with ease! But, I had to remind them why people call me Mistress Claus so got out my strap-on to administer a firm lesson!!

Who do you think handles all those who find themselves on the Naughty List each year? I do!

Remember... I know if you ve been bad or good so... you better be good if you don t want to end up on my naughty list again next Christmas!