The other day I get a phone call from my new step aunt Paris , who recently married my step uncle. She told me that she finally got her real estate license and had a property that she just knew was for me. I recently got divorced and I’ve been renting an Airbnb month-to-month so a new place to stay would be nice.
When I went to the location that she sent me, it is a beautiful place with more condos than an actual house. I can tell that several of the properties are still under construction when we walked in. The first thing I noticed is how clean, new and white everything was.
Then suddenly I noticed there was a stripper pole in the living room! step Aunt Paris tried to play it off like everything was OK. She continued on to show me the kitchen area, then on into the bedroom with a massive shower.
I don’t know why, but today when she started showing me all the different features of the condo, I started having all these crazy sexual thoughts about her. I mean, I’ve always found