I notice everything that goes on in this house. I know my step-mom is more than a headache to live with. My own step-dad bailed because he couldn’t deal with her. I’m kind of surprised you’ve lasted this long. You’re a really great guy and a fantastic step-dad. What I’m trying to say is I want you to stay around. I waited to have this talk with you until I knew for sure we would get some alone time. I want to alleviate some of the stress you are under. Think of me like a live in go- to for sexual release. I’m going to make living here with my step-mom so much better for you that you will be excited to come home from work! Now we just have to plan our together time around that crazy bitch.

Starring: Destiny Lovee